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Cerita Lucu V : OBROLAN TERLUCU Alm. Gus Dur

OBROLAN TERLUCU GUS DUR

YANG MEMBUAT PRESIDEN DARI NEGARA LAIN TERPINGKAL-PINGKAL

INILAH.COM, Jakarta – Gus Dur dikenal sebagai sosok yang humoris. Bahkan, kejenakaan Gus Dur itu sempat membuat presiden dari negara lain terpingkal-pingkal.

Seperti dikutip dari laman gusdur.net, Gus Dur pernah melakukan penerbangan bersama dengan Presiden Amerika Serikat saat itu Bill Clinton dan Presiden Perancis Jacques Chirac. Dalam penerbangan itu, sempat terjadi obrolan lucu antara Gus Dur dengan dua presiden itu. Berikut cerita lengkap ‘Obrolan Presiden’ yang dikutip INILAH.COM, Jakarta, Kamis (31/12);

Saking udah bosannya keliling dunia, Gus Dur coba cari suasana di pesawat RI-01. Kali ini dia mengundang Presiden AS dan Perancis terbang bersama keliling dunia. Boleh dong, emangnya AS dan Perancis aja yg punya pesawat kepresidenan. Seperti biasa…setiap presiden selalu ingin memamerkan apa yang menjadi kebanggaan negerinya.

Tidak lama presiden Amerika, Clinton mengeluarkan tangannya dan sesaat kemudian dia berkata: “Wah kita sedang berada di atas New York!”

Presiden Indonesia (Gus Dur): “Lho kok bisa tau sih?”

“Itu.. patung Liberty kepegang!”, jawab Clinton dengan bangganya.

Ngga mau kalah presiden Perancis, Jacques Chirac, ikut menjulurkan tangannya keluar. “Tau nggak… kita sedang berada di atas kota Paris!”, katanya dengan sombongnya.

Presiden Indonesia: “Wah… kok bisa tau juga?”

“Itu… menara Eiffel kepegang!”, sahut presiden Perancis tersebut.

Karena disombongin sama Clinton dan Chirac, giliran Gus Dur yang menjulurkan tangannya keluar pesawat…

“Wah… kita sedang berada di atas Tanah Abang!!!”, teriak Gus Dur.

“Lho kok bisa tau sih?” tanya Clinton dan Chirac heran karena tahu Gus Dur itu kan nggak bisa ngeliat.

“Ini… jam tangan saya ilang…”, jawab Gus Dur kalem. [mut]

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